Can u crunk to it?

Here's the kind of dialogue one gets for broadcasting classical music on a predominantly hip-hop radio station.  Listeners can either call in or IM us for requests or other inquiries, and I'm thinking this guy abused that privilege. 

staba868 (4:41:14 PM): yo dawwg

staba868 (4:41:19 PM): what show is this?

RadioDePaul (4:49:55 PM): cyber classical

staba868 (4:54:32 PM): ohh shit

staba868 (4:54:41 PM): like classical rap yo?

staba868 (4:54:49 PM): hip hop?

staba868 (4:56:47 PM): ello/?

staba868 (4:56:48 PM): u ther

RadioDePaul (4:57:06 PM): no, classical music

staba868 (4:57:46 PM): whats that?

RadioDePaul (4:58:27 PM): it is what it is

staba868 (4:58:49 PM): how old r u?

staba868 (4:59:26 PM): i thought only ppl 60 + listen to classical?

staba868 (4:59:46 PM): is this still the depaul college station?

RadioDePaul (5:00:33 PM): yup

staba868 (5:02:09 PM): are u college age or professor age?

RadioDePaul (5:03:38 PM): believe it or not, but there are actually some young people who are curious about this music

staba868 (5:04:23 PM): daamn

staba868 (5:05:15 PM): so its like

staba868 (5:05:19 PM): violins and stuff

staba868 (5:05:20 PM): or jazz?

RadioDePaul (5:05:38 PM): actually, anything notated

staba868 (5:05:52 PM): i dont know what that means

RadioDePaul (5:05:45 PM): that is written down for performers to play

staba868 (5:05:57 PM): r u in the music school?

RadioDePaul (5:06:05 PM): no

RadioDePaul (5:06:24 PM): do you not like the idea of classical music on a college radio station?

staba868 (5:06:34 PM): im just confused yo

RadioDePaul (5:06:56 PM): don't be...just listen and hopefully you'll find something you'll like

staba868 (5:07:03 PM): k

staba868 (5:07:06 PM): can u crunk to it?

RadioDePaul (5:07:24 PM): sure

staba868 (5:08:20 PM): u got any betoven or pavoraty?

RadioDePaul (5:08:50 PM): we just got done playing Beethoven!  Piano Sonata in C, op. 3, no.2

staba868 (5:09:41 PM): damn

staba868 (5:09:55 PM): dat be from like 1932?

RadioDePaul (5:10:21 PM): the recording was just from a few years ago

staba868 (5:11:02 PM): hes still alive?

staba868 (5:11:07 PM): ddaamn yo!

RadioDePaul (5:11:58 PM): LvB never dies

staba868 (5:12:30 PM): nuh uh

staba868 (5:12:39 PM): r u in a gang?

staba868 (5:12:50 PM): the LvBs crew

RadioDePaul (5:12:59 PM): nope...haha

RadioDePaul (5:14:51 PM): hey, we gotta get back on the air.  nice chatting with you

staba868 (5:14:54 PM): DEPAUL RULEZ

staba868 (5:15:01 PM): latr dawh

staba868 (5:15:02 PM): g

Comments

[joshi]

man, you got taken.

He was messin with you... that couldn't be for real

[Bryant]

oh, i know we wuz taken, but we still hafta respond to our listeners...were u pullin our tails, joshi?

[joshi]

sheesh, i'm relieved you knew it was set up - but the way your post reads, that isn't clear. hey, you could pretend your post is a set up as well - look, irony wrapped inside sarcasm.

me, i'm admiring pavaroty for being buried like a caesar and leaving a $25mm hole in his estate - my kind of guy.

[Rich Copley]

If I'm ever in Chicago, can I get protection from LvB's Crew?

[joshi]

wonderfull stuff ...

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/28/books/review/1028-1st-ross.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

[Bryant]

It is wonderful stuff and you should get the book asap, dude. Check out this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOSZ4BqQ4Og

[joshi]

loved it!

[Leonardo T. de Oliveira]

It would be the "Piano Sonata in C major Op. 2 No. 3", not "Op. 3 No. 2".

XP

[Bryant]

I knew I was dyslexic